THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE FLYING PIZZA

13 August 2018

I prefer to Listen

Salut & Welcome to my much procastinated debut as a blogger! If you’ve landed here then you either are a friend of Supa’s (that’s me!); intrigued to decipher the minute deets of her adventurous life OR it’s the peppy title that got your attention- Its a Supa Life! - which aims to be ambiguously witty. I’m chuffed to know that my nickname Supa (short for Supreet) made it to the Urban Dictionary with it’s positive ring:  super, cool, good, unbelievable, amazing, nice, fabulous and it’s THIS affirmative outlook that I wish to highlight through this blog. As frustrating as some days may be, our lives are indeed blessed. Let this journal be your weekly reminder to appreciate the little joys of life. As a personality enhancer, I encourage self-belief and as an emcee (Master of ceremoinies) I have to exude immense confidence on stage. However, that’s not how it all started. For my first slice of Supa life, I’ve chosen a moment that is extremely close to my heart- the first day of university. Going to uni can be daunting for many. Afterall, the transition from teens to adulthood doesn’t come easy. I was no different. There I was, freshly 18, standing outside the glass doors of Oxford Brookes University in England…4,200 miles away from my home in West Delhi. The typical family-centric Indian home, where a strict father gave a mandatory verbal list of Do’s and Dont’s, two younger sisters squeezed me tight and shed the ‘miss you already’ tears, and ‘I can handle it all’ mother, armed with all my paperwork, became my chaperon on this new journey. The nine long hours on the flight had me see-sawing between excitement and nervousness; knowing very well that years abroad sans family weren’t going to be a walk in the park. Baby Steps. I walked to the reception with uncontrollable hesitation and enrolled in the morning induction with much difficulty. My first obstacle being the ‘accent’. I just couldn’t fathom the fact that I -  Born to English teaching parents, Head girl of my school in Delhi, an active member of the debate team, top scorer of English exams- had trouble understanding THIS English with it’s varied accents (from North of England & Wales in particular) Add never heard before local slangs and you had me speechless, literally! How was your fly? I was asked. Fly? I was certain I heard it wrong.  However, such an inappropriate mention deserved a quick check on the trouser zipper . All intact, thankfully.  Sorry, could you repeat that?Fly! How was your Fly?  Aaaarghh! There we go again! I have never felt like such a thickhead before. After the highly embarassing third attempt, I figured the awkward conversation was based around my FLIGHT. Why not pronounce the T at the end and make life easier for us eh? NO. Almost every sentence had me confused that day. Not only was I competing against the heavy accents, I had the self-assigned task of attaching T’s to unfinished words to make sense of anything. Pass me the bo-ull (bottle), Turn on the ke-ull (kettle)- T’s were escaping me while I ran after my perfect first day. I decided to be less of a talker and more of an observer to grasp my nouveu surrounding. Let’s do lunch mum, that should be a harmless activity. Everyone seemed to be buying these funky looking sandwiches that looked grilled from a distance. A coffee on the side to beat the unbearable cold sounded lush. So, I went and asked for a grilled sandwich. We dont grill them here, declared the lady behind the counter while pointing to a signboard - No hot food is served here. Hunh? An eye for an eye, a point for a point. I gestured to the heap behind her and exclaimed with almost a smug expression ‘There they are! Those ones!I dont know what you are on about but those are just cold cut sandwiches love.There was no love in her tone. Embarrased at holding up the queue, I got an Egg and Cress Sandwich with a cappucino and walked away super fast. Whats Cress? asked mother. I havent a clue! (Ahem…Don’t forget this was 15 years ago when things like Cress, Kale, Celery and even brown bread weren’t popular back home!)“Ah look! Its not toasted, its just the colour of the bread! And look how thick it is in comparison to our half dying loaf in India!Not as thick as my brain that day it seems! The lines that made it look ‘grilled’ solely came from the packaging. We didn’t have packaged sandwiches in India then to know any better! I’ll never forget that silly (but tasty) sandwich; which later became my staple. It was time to check out the halls of residence situated on the other side of the university. Cross the road shall we? Beep Beep Beep Beep we turned around in slight panic mode! It sounded like the police came after us! Although nothing around seemed remotely suspicious. Two gentlemen nonchalantly passed us by from the opposite side and we didn’t think much of it until the siren went again! A dismounted cyclist crossed us this time. I suggested we step back to figure out what was happening. To our amazement, the culprit was a BUTTON…that’s right! A small button on the traffic lights post was responsible for all that noise when pressed each time someone wanted to cross the road. A green man icon would appear on the traffic lights signalling that it’s safe to cross. Red man meant stay put. Oh why wouldnt they put all of this in the induction for overseas students? was my frustrating thought. We had no such wait game back home. Pedestrians impatiently crossed between fast moving vehicles! Very fast and forever furious. The room was unexpectedly massive and well equipped with a basin, a big mirror, wardrobe, shelves, a couple of drawers, a desk, a lamp, a noticeboard and a single bed. Nice! I could live here. Hang on, let’s not forget the basics…where is the washroom?Down the hall, to the left! shouted out my neighbour from Hong Kong (who  later became one of my best mates) Ah! that’s another word I learnt on Day 1.  Mate (noun) : friend / companion/ fellow member. Before this my understanding was quite limited. mate (verb) : copulate / breed / make babies - a no no in the Indian dictionary! Haha! It was soon dinner time and mother wisely suggested that I go down ALONE to the dining hall to make new friends. Six looooong benches, lots of buzzing students, an attendant, and a buffet style layout made my nervous sight. I grabbed a plate and went to the dinner lady: May I have the vegetarian pls?There you go!She handed me a plateful of penne with pink dodgy bits. Umm is this vegetarian? I said doubtfully. Yes of course! Its prawns., she answered delightfully. What! That left me perplexed. Prawns = vegetarian? What am I missing? Sea food is vegetarianproclaimed the lady.No it isnt- screamed the voice in my head. The civilized version made a request instead,Can I pls just have the chicken pizza?”  Hey Hey! You have me all puzzled girl, I thought you arent a meat eater?Confusion galore!Correct! Just that its easier to take the chicken off the pizza than rummage through the pasta for prawns.”  I fake smiled.Disheartened, I walked over with my unappetizing tray to the most inviting bench with many new faces & lots of chatter going on.My eyes were wandering all over to soak it all in and my hands were trying to keep up with table etiquette. Next thing I heard were the not-so-golden words that were to haunt me for a long time:  Whose fu*king Pizza is this?A drop-dead gorgeous blonde guy was stood tall over the table with a furious look and a flimsy pizza slice in his hand.Pin drop silence. Not really. Chi Chi Chi My cutlery made an annoying screeching sound on the china plate. Everyone looked at me and I quickly looked down to get away from the attention. There was nothing on my plate. Nothing to slice. My knife was working overtime. Someone yelled across the table:The Indian girls Pizza flew!Everything was blurry thereafter. Must be the water clogging in these sheepish eyes. I wanted to die just then. Oh lord, take me away now! I still haven’t a clue how that happened. I reckon I was so intrigued with what was going on around that I didn’t notice the hard crust scooting off my plate when my determined knife tried to slice it further. Just use your hand/ She must be having it for the first time/ Poor her/ Bless her - whispers aplenty! I understandably lost all appetite and excused myself to go be my mum’s little girl wailing away in her lap.  As I was walking out, Daisy came after me to reassure. Hey! it happens to the best of us! I have macaroni cheese in my room. Well just heat it up and you can have that! She led the way while introducing me to her life in Hong Kong.There is a kitchenette straight down the hall. You warm this up and Ill just get there.I took the packaged food with me, carefully reading the instructions at the back to avoid any further mess. In the kitchen was an English girl in the tiniest shorts and a bright tank top. She looked at me, glanced at the dish I was holding, pointed to the microwave and stated in slow paced English (almost as If I were deaf) “THIS IS A MICROWAVE. WARM FOOD. OPEN. PUT DISH. CLOSE…” I had to cut her off. “India may be third world but we do have microwavesand Pizza Hut! And I know how to eat a Pizza!!!Obviously all my frustration of the day came out at once and I unleashed on the poor girl for fear of judgement. Where is that  comforting lap when you need it? Mumma’s girl running to her just like she did when she first fell in playschool. “You shouldnt have sent me alone! I was a disaster! I cant survive this country if I cant even survive a meal! Take me back to India now! My mum just smiled, wiped my rolling tears and patted my head. “As big a deal as this seems nowone day, it just wouldnt matterI promise! She reassuringly got my father on the international call. I want you to stay put and fight it out for just ten days. If you still feel the same way, I shall put you on the first flight out.Needless to say, that return flight was years after. I stuck it out - through my course, an extended Master’s degree AND a work permit! My pain & limitation then is just a story now. A story that I constantly share to reinstate that confidence isn’t built overnight. We all go through silly incidents that test us but don’t let them daunt you. Fight back. Always remember: You are bigger than the moment. Own it. Here is to the first day of uni! Chin-Chin! Pls do share your first day experiences in the comments section below. I’d love to know that I wasn’t the only crazy soul out there!

COMMENTS

  1. Karil Anand 8 years ago

    Great.Amazing

  2. Gaurav Gohil 8 years ago

    Nostaligic feels hit me while reading this! A very good read Supreet.

  3. Virginia 8 years ago

    Ahhh Supa!! This has brought so many memories from when I first came to England too; specially the language, I been learning English for years in Spain so was quite confident I was ok … nobody warmed me about accents a coloquial words like a simple “Hi” never heard it before it was always hello 😂.
    Fantastic read I’m sure lots of people can relate to your story, apart from your flying pizza 🍕 😘

  4. Kawal Bedi 8 years ago

    I used to think only I had an embarrassing first day in the Uni when back in our days ragging was a common concept and the seniors left no stone unturned to break down the freshers ☺️ I was made to beg on the busy road with a begging bowl in my hand and given a target to continue begging until I collected a certain amount. It may have been entertaining for the seniors but it left me shattered and just didn’t like to go to the Uni the next day. But here I would like to mention that those seniors became my best friends in the coming years 😀

    • Supreet Bedi 8 years ago

      Oh dear mummy, you have always been my strength no matter what tests life put me through. Thank you for being there for me unconditionally. No journey is complete without your love so I’m glad this new face of blogging has your blessing too! 🙂 Big hug x

  5. Aniruddh 8 years ago

    It’s just wow…

  6. Prabhneet Kaur 8 years ago

    Such tiny perfect revelations. Its so well written. Great work supa waiting for the next one.

  7. Himani Gulati 8 years ago

    Good work Supa….enjoyed reading and was visualising what Archit must be experiencing as it was his first day in Uni today…

  8. Surrinder (Panj ) 8 years ago

    Hi Supa, sorry to hear that you had such an experience at university, I can’t say the same for me as I was only 5 when I came, look on the bright side it’s made you stronger in life, xx

  9. Preeti 8 years ago

    Supa my dear you definitely captured ever child and family fears while adapting to new country culture and their slang English. Thank you sweet baby sis

  10. Ashish 8 years ago

    I must say that was hell of an experience but then it happened for the best. Keep writing. I am following 🙂

  11. Manpreet 8 years ago

    Finally u made our grandfather’s soul happy..someone in the family is
    Writting…very
    Well written,i cudnt stop reading,intresting first day..waiting for more

    • Supreet Bedi 8 years ago

      Oh Manu, thats such a sweet thing to say!I couldn’t compare to our grandfather’s brilliance ever; but relieved to know the eagerness to pen thoughts down made it to these genes too! Feel blessed to be associated to the great ‘Wanjara Bedi’; I hope he is smiling at my attempt somewhere! 🙂

  12. Jas Binag 8 years ago

    While reading this piece I can actually see you go through every moment. It’s such a well written and captivating story. I hope things got better for you the next few days of University life. Hoping the next day was not the flying Pasty… Lol

    • Supreet Bedi 8 years ago

      I’m just glad I didn’t go to the same uni as you! You would have undoubtedly ripped me in half – Engine girl that i am! 😉 Thank you for encouraging me to put my thoughts out there! xx

  13. Chandeep vij 8 years ago

    Great work Supa…. thoroughly enjoyed reading it…..keep up the good work….as far as I remember my first day in uni ….I was ragged by my seniors not once as there were different groups….I was told to sing ..it was very embarrassing as I was very bad at it.The other asked me to act on the Lux add😊 that was worst….but still did it. Anyway the way you expressed was simply Great👌

  14. Chandeep vij 8 years ago

    Great work Supa….enjoyed it thoroughly….keep up the good work 👍 As far as I remember my first day in the uni ….I was ragged by my seniors….not once but twice …I was asked to sing, which was very embarrassing as I was terrible..the other group of seniors asked me to act on the Lux add… It was funny but I did it… that’s it…..Best part was made lots of new friends that day…. Anyway it was a fantastic read and waiting for the next one😊

    • Supreet Bedi 8 years ago

      Oh I can’t sing to save my life! Therefore, I can very well imagine how tormenting your first day might have been! Thanks for sharing! Glad you braved it all with ease! I bet you did a fab job with the Lux act 😉 Many more to come so keep reading and hopefully enjoying! x

  15. Sonali 8 years ago

    What a honest depiction of a rough start to what became a nourishing, enriching and educating account of your life. Lesson learnt must hold Pizza down at all times! Most importantly never give up stick it out and see what life unfolds. Am going to make my Son read this in order to slowly usher him into Uni prep. Suparly entertaining, Sharply penned and Simply enjoyable! Eagelry awaiting the next adventures!

  16. Hardeep khurana 8 years ago

    Superb Supa👍👍enjoyed reading ur experiences. Will wait for ur next slice😊🤗All the Best Sweetheart 😘😘

    • Supreet Bedi 8 years ago

      Thank you di! Your appreciation is encouraging so pls keep it coming and I shall keep bringing you a different flavour each time!

  17. Samidha 8 years ago

    Hey girl …look at urself now u r a confident super girl . The head girl is back …..even back in India going to college was equally challenging as we all are scared of ragging the seniors and what not but at the end this leaves you with all the confidence you get back and some beautiful memories and that’s what make you a complete transformed person ..
    Gud luck

  18. Chhavi Sachdev 8 years ago

    Ha ha,you poor thing. I’m sure it was hell to live through but thank goodness for the perspective of time, distance, experience, aye? My first day at school in the US was a bit frightening after my cousin set me up and dropped me off. Everyone seemed so loud and large and brash (I was roomed in volleyball hall, why, i’ll never fathom!)

  19. Inderdeep 8 years ago

    Proud of u gal…. u are a fighter

    • Supreet Bedi 8 years ago

      Glad you enjoyed it! 🙂 Pls keep this support coming! Thanks much!

  20. Daze 8 years ago

    An incredibly well written and funny first post! Brings back so many memories … Well done Supi! Looking forward to reading more – especially the age 18+ ones (ha kidding ; )

  21. Uppekha 8 years ago

    Loved reading this Supa! So well written ! Can’t wait for more 🙂

    • Supreet Bedi 8 years ago

      Thank you love! Glad you enjoyed it! Keep that support coming! Much Love! x

  22. Vikram Vepa 8 years ago

    lovely, waiting to read more.

  23. Mindy 8 years ago

    Speechless! Not only multi talented but also a writer! I really enjoyed reading your first challenging experience on UK soil. Beautifully written. Loved it. If it’s between a book or a film, I would always watch a film, but I truly have enjoyed reading your first blog. My university days started in my mid 30s, no flying pizzas but plenty of subways and costa coffee.
    Proud of you Supa, I can see you writing a book.
    I started mine several years ago, just need to find a publisher x

  24. Mindy Bering 8 years ago

    Incredible entertaining and very funny! You have made your mark as a writer too Supa, your talents go beyond all expectations. Just when we think you’re doing one thing, out cones another hidden talent. Proud of you little sister. Looking forward to the next blog! How exciting 😀 praying for great things to come your way xx

  25. Poppy 8 years ago

    Reminded me of my uni in london … a lady behind the canteen counter didnt even look at me , and just called me sir !!!! Yes i had short hair then too and wore a very non feminine thick jacket And the veg story is what i went thru … egg n cress is my fav and so comforting … brilliantly written supa

  26. Raj Clarke 8 years ago

    Your experience to the UK bought out many emotions as I read your Blog. Frightened ,apprehensive, inquisitive, sad, laughter, tears and the sence of achievement and courage. A very good read and I look forward to read many more..

    • Supreet Bedi 8 years ago

      Thank you sis! I’m sure I revisited all those emotions when I got married Hehe!! Thank you for being there for me as a friend and easing it all out! Keep supporting my blog pls! Love always!

  27. Anuuj Kohli 8 years ago

    Nicely written, well done Miss T (that’s what I use to call you, I won’t share on the public forum for obvious reasons :), on a important note – I might have few bits to add in the near future – keep them coming 🙂

    • Supreet Bedi 8 years ago

      Haha, I’m sure you have bits to add, you lived most of that uni life with me! Thanks for taking the time out to read it! Keep that support coming…Love Always, Miss T 😉

  28. Aman Bedi 8 years ago

    O man! What a start it was, but you braved it! We went to the same university, experienced the same new surroundings, and faced the same difficulties, especially with understanding accents BUT since it was at a later time, I had you as my confident chaperone, comforting me and boosting my confidence in my initial days (notice the role reversal). I am a testimony to what a confident woman you became in few years – effortlessly adapted to the surroundings, unfazed now by any new foreign accents and made Student Unions and bars your local hangout (as the culture demanded). I had it much easier with you around. Thank you sista for painfully treading the unknown and making it ‘known’ to us! Your writing is very expressive and ‘supa’bly interesting. P.S: This beep beep beep was a notorious thing! It did play mind games with me! I used to cross the road on just hearing it go off, even if I didn’t have to!!! And then had to embarrassingly cross back again after realising this beep beep got me to the wrong side of the road for no reason! British conspiracy I’d say!

    • Chhavi Sachdev 8 years ago

      Ha ha ha, the Pavlovian response to the beeping “walk” sign!

    • Supreet Bedi 8 years ago

      Thanks Sista!I made Student Union bars my local hangout, but you made it your second home! Haha! I absolutely loved being your chaperone, guiding you every step of the way and together we avoided making the same mistakes twice! ‘British Conspiracy’ Hahahaha! This ‘Beep Beep’ still takes me back to the first day that I was introduced to it! A silent reminder of our growth. 🙂 I’m glad you enjoyed it Supa’bly!Love ya much!

  29. Preeti Madan 8 years ago

    I to have so many such stupid memories….n feel so embarrassing till date.

  30. Harsh 8 years ago

    Awesome start. Awaiting the next piece eagerly. Own the moment and share the pizza 😊 don’t forget to shut the lid of the microwave

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